team 5’5 and under where ya at
they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12
Me before eating dinner: Itadakimasu!
My mom: Shut the fuck up
My dad: Fucking weeaboo
WHEN YOU RUB YOUR EYE BUT YOU FORGET YOU’RE WEARING EYELINER.
I am what I hate most in the world
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
I like it.